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At HNL, “Who’s
that Japanese Anime girl and Grizzy Adams looking fella staring back at
us?”
- The quickest Judy has ever gotten to anyone at
5minutes into the arrival at HNL, “F-you, Judy” – Shawn
- Upon arrival at HNL, and seeing the be all end all
quintessential argument for why the thong+low rise jeans and belly shirt
are privileges that should be earned and not an inherent right
- “Hey, is a rental car pick up supposed to take an
hour, or is this just how things are done on the islands?”
- “I’ll show you gay” - Jeff
- “I’m Short? Oh, its Headlock time” – See Frank’s
pic of Wu with Jeff in a headlock outside Waiola Shave Ice”
- “Hey how come Frank is following like 10 cars back?”
- “Dodge Crew – Hoo-Rah”
- One Baseball that failed to return to the mainland
and should be well on its way to Fiji by now
- “The Girls here STARE Back? What should I do?” –
Vinny
- “Hey, brah, wha hap-phen dow deh” – our local tour
guide asking what happened at Waimea
- Those new Flip-Flops saved Gary from having a broken
foot
- Don’t go in the water with Jeff - He’s pretty sure
he’ll come back ashore okay, but it’s questionable for you…
- Traveling with Eleven people = Anywhere we go,
there’s an instant line
- Pretty sure when Shawn and Kari went running, Shawn
sat in the car til she got back
- (And another caveat, darn ankle injury, kari, I
would totally have gone running with ya)
- Getting your ass pinched by a pool ball does not
look like much fun
- Thanks to Judy for letting us fill in the Three
letter “rhymes with Cat” Crossword answers
- Frank and Jeff are ALMOST as good as the best pool
players in All of Oahu
- Jeff’s face of shear terror at the lizard on his
forehead and scaring the @!@% out of us when he woke up…
- “Look Judy, another hole!”
- Found out that Dayna’s Hawaiian friends make fun of
her JUST as much as her Mainland friends
- I am still getting sand out of certain body areas
from both successful and Unsuccessful wave surfing attempts
- “COCK” - Judy
- Vinny finding and picking the absolute best person
for me to hit with the van at Haleiwa
- About 70% of everyone buying a World Famous
Matsumoto Shave Ice Shirt, and 0% of us actually getting a Shave Ice
- Three words right at cha, “Hug a Pineapple”
- Jeff the Winner with the most expensive Shave Ice
bill on record with Three confirmed kills in one visit
- The woman at Cinnamon Girl wondering why 5 guys were
in her store, and she did not get asked out by anyone
- Brian and I make good beach photographers, but lousy
lifeguards
- Next year, we need to get a Houston Rockets uniform for Vinny to walk around in
- We found a place where Frank did not use a single
coupon
- Doreen Wins the award for reading the most books
while on the trip…
- Fact: Vinny’s head is harder than Lava Rock
- Apparently putting a lizard on a sleeping person's
face is not NEARLY as scary as when he wakes up and finds two people
hovering over him....that was the most scared I have seen ANYONE
- The 2005 Dodge Caravan has a pretty good turning
radius for U-turns
- Will Hello Kitty lose her tan?
- If you are smuggling Weed from Hawaii, tie it up,
put it in a bag, and call it a Maili Lei – you’re golden
- Jeff getting hammered and red faced from those girly
lychee drinks at Alan Wong's
- Dayna pulling a Dukes of Hazard smoking tires peel
out in the driveway in O'ahu
- A $500 underwater camera setup does not insure good
turtle pictures
- It’s official, Jeff only likes to grab Brian Mayes’
Leg while on planes
- Ryan Reynolds is on Judy and Shawn’s LIST
- At a buffet, Frank can eat more Sashimi than the
Dolphin Tank at the Mandarin Oriental
- Best way to break the ice @ Hamura Saimin is to talk
Baseball with the locals
- Vinny, Jeff and Frank discovered what “island girl
whiplash” feels like
- Chrysler Minivans make adequate off road vehicles
- Jeff makes for a good rip tide tester
- “Please don’t pick up that art piece” - Art dude at
Kauai ---a (subdued retort) “Diiiiiiiiiccccckkkk” - Jeff
- Kari got to see first hand one method of getting out
of a pretty good headlock…
- Lowe’s Gmother is a pretty hip chick
- “First Class Flyers” are special people
- Getting to witness the Thrilling race to see who got
tanner, Scott or Shawn – it was a Tie by my score card
- Jeff taking a Super ball to the Eye
- Shawn called for an incomplete pass to Jeff by
getting intercepted by a well positioned and mobile Street Sign
- Trying to get someone to lose a bet and wear the
"Rising Sun" head band and going DATDATDATDATDATDATDAT as we approach
Honolulu
- Dayna at Costco & the ginormous reeses "Wowww!"
- For those concerned, YES, you can play football
ANYWHERE
- Vinny playing dirty video games @ the skybar
("vaginal contraceptive suppositories". ewwww.)
- Finding out that Soda Syrup is a high commodity on
the islands of Hawai'i
- Vinny's subsequent brain damage from the lava rock,
that helped him do crosswords.
- Vinny's new nickname "num num"
- Jeff asking Judy, "hey, do you speak mandrin?" to
which Judy retorts, "um, no. why should I? i'm japanese"
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